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Saturday, March 22, 2008

❤ 11:25 PM

i'm back from taiwan. i'm returning to singapore on wednesday. hehehs =)
anyways. my taiwan trip wasn't as interesting than i expected.
1. i dont get to see my renfu. nor any other ming xing on the street.
2. the xi men ding was deserted.
3. i think i had a ghost encounter in the hotel. but i try and convince myself that i'm thinking way too much.
there were words appearing on the mirror's mist. it says aileen i think. i try not to read and think much. =X
4. i was nearly knock down by a car. well. the stupid driver is to blame. is green man which means i can walk, but he can make a turn. he was driving super fast lorhhs. also never look out for people. asshole. lucky my dad pull me if not i'll wouldn't be here. =X
5. i prefer singapore shi lin chicken. way tastier.
6. HOWEVER, i got a very funny tour guide. "1,2,3 okay smile, cheers"
but some joke i cannot catch have to ask dad to translate for me. hehehehs. is like everyone in the bus is laughing but only i catch no balls.
weell, that sums up my taiwan trip.

next, my stupid china trip. damn asshole.

"wad a suayyy day. I travelled to shenzhen today before i return to singapore next week. y suay?! i was pickpocket!! wah lao.. i lost my new 5610! damn the pickpocket. he's so lucky. i bought e phone not long ago containing my 4gb memory card with pam's porn!

china's security is so bad compared with hongkong's! while i was walking down the street with my dad. a beggar came over n grab my leg~ I thought i had kicked his ricebowl or wad lo~ the i saw these keys on the ground. suddenly a passerby came over and look what was happening. then my dad told me tat there are alot of thieves around and check my belongings as time goes by.

to my surprise my hp was gone! without me feeling anything. wad was so amazing is that my dad was walking on my left n my hp was placed in my left pocket! how did the pickpocket do it! the beggar who grab my leg n the passerby was prolly in cahoots! it was a plot! my jeans was so tight but i din feel anyting lo! if got chance mayb can teach me the art...

DAMN THE PICKPOCKET AND DON"T LET ME SEE U EVER AGAIN. "

as you can tell, it is not my style of writing. is my friend's, MR STANLEY, someone's admirer. (i credited you le horhs!)
anyways, stuffs he missed out:
`that person isn't a begger. i thought he was.
`my 4GB card very expensive!!. S$50.!!
`many many songs inside. not really important
`got the nice nice balloon easter day picture. havent upload!! =(
`inside not only got pam's porn but mine. okay. the porn thing is just a joke!!.
`inside got quite a number of pictures. i scare the person fall in love with my pictures and take it to post. hahahas~
`i'm going to take my jeans to DNA. find that stupid asshole out and whack him!.
`i should have kick away his keys, kick his asshole, step on his hand, step step step.
`i hate china guys.!!!! cannot say people, chen is from china =)
that time one china guy cheat my feelings.. say the corner*with love is full esp. full his head lahhs. sure whack when i see him but cannot remember how he look like anyways.
`lastly, dont let me see u again, if not i sure hood u although i dunno how you look like~!!.

♣ Ashdey.